Your Mission

…if you choose to accept, is to come find me, the real cracTpot.  Apparently I have created a secret identity; a very boring and quiet one  (which I suppose, is exactly what you look for in a secret identity)  This secret identity is also obviously technically incompetent and has directed you all to this nondescript site where nothing happens.  If you want to take a peek at the face behind the mask, come here

I promise my posts are slightly more exciting than a blank page 😉